What Would a Viking Do? t-shirts & more

What, you ask, could cause such tumult in the Outpost that this design debut sale announcement is coming to you a full two days after the fact?

Although I would love to answer that question for you in the nicest, most sincere way possible, this week the higher ups enacted "one rule to rule them all" (I doubt they even noticed the redundancy in that parody, but I'm sure it made them feel smart to have thought it up) that supersedes my better judgment.

(I hope they don't fire me for parenthetically inserting a suggestion that those who are easily offended skip past the gore to learn about our new subscription options with parental controls[ish]. If they ask, I didn't say anything.)

You want me to put an axe through your head!? Quit asking those stupid questions!

According to our new corporate policy, every member of the 52tease.com team, whenever confronted with a decision, is to ask him or herself, "What would a viking do?"

Apparently, our scientificologists have become pretty upset that ninjas, pirates, clowns and even Spartans are getting all sorts of Intersphere loving while vikings have gone all but unnoticed among those who rally around a regression-fueled childhood icon.

What can I say? They got the scientificological lobby together and petitioned the boss-types to not only launch a new viking t-shirt design, but also to change the corporate structure in an effort to garner media attention to their cause.

Who knows, maybe CNN is looking for a story about Viking as corporate culture. Well, our offices are open for interviews (but don't be surprised if we're drinking mead out of animal horns and decide to slice off your heads with axes--we just do that sometimes).

In the midst of this corporate restructuring, we've also managed to completely update our RSS and E-mail subscription system. Subscribe via RSS or e-mail to only those posts that interest you. Confused by these options? Find more information on our subscription page.

New T-shirt Designs on Sale (weekly updates, at most)

52tease.com Weekly T-shirt Sale (every category)
Family Friendly(ish) 52tease.com Weekly T-shirt Sale (every category except "mature humor")
Political Apparel Designs
Graphic T-shirt Designs
Mature Humor Designs
Family Humor Designs
WWWT? (What were we thinking?) Designs

The 52tease.com Blog (updates possible multiple times a day)
52tease.com Buzzzzz (the whole enchilada)
52tease.com Linkage (no new shirts, only links to the Intersphere)

Hopefully the boss-types will come to their senses and we'll be back to the "norm" by next week