Opium Den or College Dorm Room? Original Prints & Gifts

Apparently, along with the recent introduction of a PG13+ area of the store (parental advisory recommended), our crack team of t-shirt designers and scientificologists have had an interest in bulking it up with drug references and sex-related designs; even though we have tried to convince them otherwise.

Unfortunately, this means that those people who chose to sign up for our new Family Friendly(ish) 52tease.com Weekly T-shirt Sale updates probably think we’ve fallen off the edge of the Earth (to them it looks like we put out our most recent new shirt design on June 25th).

Have no fear, though, as that only happened to the Vikings and those draconian corporate imperatives we mentioned last week.

Those of you who subscribe to our standard weekly t-shirt sale feed should be getting this loud and clear.
You know who else often has a lot of trouble keeping in touch? College students...especially first-year students. For some reason, they've got no problem cutting off all communication with the people who are (probably) paying for their education and with whom they've (more than likely) cohabitated for about eighteen years.

Of course, they're always pretty quick to get in touch when they could use a few bucks, right?

What are those college kids doing with all their time, anyway?

Well, the inquisitive parent is in luck, because we sent our scientificologists around the country to find out what our nation's young men do when they get to college instead of studying. You have to see the photographic evidence to believe it.

Our scientificologists, through extensive surveys, interviews and undercover work discovered that college freshmen live a life very similar to that found in a 1920's opium den. Comparing images from the two eras, it is almost impossible to tell the difference between the men in the opium den and a couple of college freshmen smoking marijuana in their dorm rooms isn't it?

Purchase this unique 52tease.com original poster on sale now for any stoner's dorm room this fall. Choose from either:
mom & dad - College is Awesome! Please send money. ~Justin
OR
mom & dad - Learning a lot at college. Thinking about joining a frat. Send money. ~Mike