The Britney Sheers Doll

Oh Britney, we don't blame you for going crazy. You've been in the biz your entire life and have never known the joy of being "just a normal girl." You thought you wanted the spotlight only to discover just how hot it gets under those lights. Don't let the haters tear you down. We know you're just a good old Louisiana girl at heart, trying to break out of her Hollywood shell.

At least you have a legitimate reason to go into rehab. You're truly effed up (no pun intended). While you're there, would you mind saying "hi" to all the dirty politicians and racist movie stars for us? We miss their wild antics as well.

Of course we couldn't hate on you Britney...we're just worried about your peace of mind. And wondering where we can get this totally awesome Britney Shears Rehab doll for our own little Britney (voodoo) altar.

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